The most exclusive social event this week will be hosted by the SNP, who have got hold of an enormous quantity of Cobra Beer, and which Recess Monkey has been told is not yet past its sell by date.
It appears this event will be Scottish themed and everyone attending will be obliged to do Mel Gibson/William Wallace impressions on entry.
If you have received an invite to this most exclusive of events, please don’t forget to take your digicams as Recess Monkey aims to sell pics to Hello! magazine for at least �100,000.
Recess Monkey
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