Friday’s exclusive event - the SNP’s “Putting the Party back into Politics” social - lasted approximately half an hour before running out of Cobra Beer.
At about 6.30, the marauding hoard of Scots invaded the Sports & Social Club in a sweeping incursion across Central Lobby, reminiscient of Rumsfeldian Shock & Awe tactics.
An English member of the club, who until that time had been having a quiet drink, told Recess Monkey, “There was nothing we could do. It was like Wallace sacking York all over again… but with less blue paint”.
But the S&S is nothing if not an inclusive establishment and there are rumours of a potential brandy/whisky/whiskey tasting competition in a move to reach out to our friends from the Nations.
Recess Monkey said, “I don’t hate the Scots, some of my best friends are Scottish”.
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