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New Blunkett scandal



The media in the last couple of weeks has been pretty hard on David Blunkett over his relationship with a certain Ms Fortier, publisher of the Spectator. However, new questions about Blunkett could make the Fortier affair fade into the background.

Lobby correspondents are increasingly suspicious that the Home Secretary is not really blind. The principle evidence for this is that every time Blunkett has been linked with a woman, she has been a petite brunette. How can a truly blind man develop a taste such as this - unless he is identifying physical attributes in advance of falling in love? Surely a blind man learns about a woman’s physicality a little later in the game?

One journalist has had long-standing suspicions. He swears that on one occasion in the Millbank Media Centre, he was sitting quietly, when Blunkett, walked around his legs instead of bumping into them.

David, the people demand to know the truth!

Recess Monkey






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