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Hack control



Lobby journalists are incensed that the Labour Party Press Office has located the official Press Hotel in Gatwick.

This doesn’t help make for happy hacks and positive headlines; but it does mean that if the press corps is to get back to their hotel, 44.3km away, the journalists will not be staying up late in the conference hotel witnessing the great and good strutting their stuff after a few shandies.

Recess Monkey was in the hotel bar late one night at last year’s conference with a couple of colleagues and the eminent political commentators, Andrew Rawnsley and Richard Littlejohn; a memorable dialogue ensued…

Researcher: Andrew, I put it to you that when you said in your book that someone close enough to Brown to know his mind described him and ‘mentally flawed’, you were not quoting Alistair Campbell… I put it to you that you were referring to Tony Blair himself!
Rawnsley: Well I fwaw fwaw fwaw…
Littlejohn: You know the problem with Tony Blair? You know his problem? He’s a F*cking C*nt!

Only at party conference can you access political commentary of such a high standard.

Recess Monkey






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2 Responses to “Hack control”

  1. But are you saying LittleJohn woz wrong?

  2. As Littlejohn said this, he was violently jabbing the gravelly-voiced Rawnsley in the chest as the rest of us looked on awkwardly.

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