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Tories in spin over Borstal plan



Conservative Central Office is rumoured to be apoplectic at the “Borstal” label applied to its new idea for schools for children who are badly behaved – once known as Borstals.

Tory Spin Doctor Richard “shackle’em” Shackleton is saying it is a ’slur’ on pupils and teachers in their Turnaround Schools to call them Borstals but media lawyers have reassured editors that this would only be libel if the Tories were in power – so not for a while then.

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3 Responses to “Tories in spin over Borstal plan”

  1. I think they may have a vote winner here… borstal never did me any harm.

  2. The amazing thing is that they bring this up on a day when the news agenda has Blunkett in the “nannygate” firing line. Were they trying to squeeze Blunkett off the news agenda or eke out a policy announcement with as little fanfare as possible?

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  3. You assume a cunning plan when you should assume, by default, a cock-up.

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