A staffer with a mysterious former life as a plasma physicist sent Recess Monkey the following selection of jokes.
More physics jokes will be gratefully received.
What did the cat say as it slid of the roof? Mu (pronounced “mew”)
How come the contour integral around western europe is zero? All the poles are in the East
A neutron walks into a bar, and says, “how much for a pint of beer”. Barman replies, “For you mate, no charge”.
Why did the quantum chicken cross the road?
It didn’t need to, it was already on both sides!
One old physicist to another. “entropy isnt what it used to be…”
One rocket scientist to another. “It’s easy, it’s not string theory!”
Must stop now before I do myself an injury.
Recess Monkey
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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other:
“Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron”
The first atom replied, “Are you sure?”
The second atom exclaimed, “Yes, I’m positive!”
Womble said this on January 27th, 2005 at 9:39 am