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Annesleywatch IV



Annesleywatchers everywhere have been sending in sightings from all over the globe - and I have to say that I don’t believe all of them. He couldn’t possibly be briefing George Bush Jr and playing golf with Vladimir Putin at the same time.

It is said that Lord Douglas Home once took Annesley to one side and proferred some advice to the young man, “Every young gentleman about town should join a club”. As you can see from the following photo, Master Abercorn took the venerable grandee’s advice to heart and has since been a regular club-goer.

I'll have a babycham please

Annesley is said to have written Peter Stringfellow’s speech at a Conservative Future event at the club that went along the lines of, “Die Tony Die” at a time when the Prime Minister was in hospital having had heart trouble.

Mark my words, that annesley is one to watch.

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  1. This man must be the future because in the here and now he is the only person I have ever seen outdressed by Stringfellow. Still bit old for Stringfellow isn’t he?

  2. This page:

    http://www.annesleya.co.uk/page.php?id=2

    is classic. “To me Conservativism has three fundamental values”… go on, count the bullet points for yourself.

  3. The falling standards of Highgate school.

    Honestly its about time some politician / business leader opportunistically bemoaned the falling standards of numeracy amongst A level students.

    I think Annesley is that man.

    Mind I can’t see anyone doing it, can you?

  4. Have you got a crush on this Annesley guy Recess?

    Leave him alone…or alternatively post the piccy of him and the Hamiltons on your site!
    :-)

  5. The falling standards of Highgate school

    Indeed - to think that they once produced such intellectual giants as, um, Bernard Jenkin.

  6. Although seriously, shouldn’t we be really concerned that he is considered as a future MP. Having bumped into him a few times around Parliament he really is a XXXXXXXXX Recess Monkey has edited these comments for the sake of politeness XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    On saying that, the other two parties have their fair share of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX…

  7. Who is this guy? Why is he getting so much coverage on this site?

  8. Apparently Recess fancies him.
    ;-)

  9. lets face it. any ones better than david cameron. what a prime fool.

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