RecessMonkey

A place for lonely tories



www.conservativematch.com has been mentioned before on this site. However, I didn’t realise that you could see people’s photos and profiles if you signed up…

…so Recess Monkey has about 2 days of access before the administrators cancel his spurious account. This lets us hear about people like…

Andy-27928

Tory boy

Age: 27
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Annulled
Location: LONDON, GBR
Last Active: In the last 6 months profile score 57%

About me
I’m a heavyset UK Tory young man. I enjoy badger baiting, cock fighting and dancing bears. I hope one day to be Prime Minister of Britain to set right all the wrong that this country has had to endure under the stewardship of that awful communist Tony Blair

Seeking
The perfect Tory wife to join me on my rise to glory

Is it at all possible someone’s spurious account has not been picked up by the administrators? I suspect the Americans’ irony defficiency is to blame.

Do we know any sad and lonely Tories?

Recess Monkey
recessmonkey@gmail.com






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3 Responses to “A place for lonely tories”

  1. Quality. That is actually me! Full “Real” profile on www.kaizenpartnership.co.uk/as.html

    Not sure who put it up there but would love to see the crazies who have replied to it!

    Andy

  2. “Do we know any sad and lonely Tories?”

    Is there any other kind?

    Anyone from Crawley/West Sussex on there?

  3. Horsham if you’re looking for me in fact. I’m not so cheap as to be from Crawley

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