Annesley Abercorn, often féted as the next Tory PM, is soon to win by a massive majority the post of National Chair of Conservative Future, a platform equivalent in stature to Shadow Secretary of State for Rural Affairs.
His rise to prominence has sent a frisson of fear into the Young Labour community, who rightly identify Abercorn as a force with which to be reckoned.
One young Labour staffer writes to Recess Monkey, “I went to the Post Office in Portcullis House and walked past Annesley and his Conservative Future coterie. I don’t know what came over me but I felt bound to release a silent but deadly fug in his general direction. I bet he didn’t see that in his future. Perhaps Recess Monkey can start a campaign to fart in the great man’s presence?”
And so, with Labour seemingly defenceless against the Abercorn onslaught, a lone staffer has found the answer. Please report to Recess Monkey when and where you have farted in the presence of Annesley Abercorn and maybe, just maybe, and only if we work together, we can stop this man changing the face of British politics.
The future is in your hands.
recessmonkey@gmail.com
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I don’t think Labour have anything to worry about. If Annesley is “putting politics first”, like all the other infighters and backstabbers in the Tory ranks, then we can be safe in the knowledge that he’ll be putting the people second.
And whilst the Tories spend their time on politics, other politicians can (at least try) to put the people first.
Run Seven said this on September 20th, 2005 at 1:05 pm
I agree with Run Steven. The other thing is that he has endorsments from members of the loony right, plus Peter Stringfellow! Which is why any decent person in the Labour Party must hope and pray he gets in!
Paul Burgin said this on September 22nd, 2005 at 4:16 pm