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Sofa so good



Too intimate?

According to yesterday’s Evening Standard, MPs are furious at the MI5-backed Serjeant @ Arms plans to phase out sofas in their offices on the grounds that they encourage “too much intimacy” in MPs’ offices.

Instead, parliamentarians will be given the comfy chairs (as pictured above) for their offices. Recess Monkey can reassure members that should it be necessary, the comfy chairs can be just as intimate and surprisingly versatile.

However, Kerron Cross might want to have his cleaned some time in the near future.

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2 Responses to “Sofa so good”

  1. I feel sick.
    :-(

  2. The same story was in the Guardian, but I couldn’t focus on the furniture aspects of it after seeing that someone could have a name like Peter Grant Peterkin!

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