Now that leadership election’s over, we now enter the run-up to the next biennial Tory Leadership Election. Man of the moment David Cameron has a short period in which to consolidate his position before the wild-eyed-felt-hatted loons of the Cornerstone Group, aka the Tory Taliban, start sharpening their knives so they can get Andrew Rosindell installed as leader before the next General Election.
But Cameron has friends at his side: a dark, shadowy cult known as Opus Dave. Here are the names of the most prominent members of this cult, and I hope you will appreciate the personal risks I am taking in bringing this information to you.
Rachel Whetstone
Steve Hilton
George Osborne
Ed Vaizey
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Alan Duncan
Francis Maude
Michael Howard
William Hague
Michael Portillo
Daniel Finkelstein
OPUS DAVE BRIEF #1
Ed Vaizey
Opus Dave member
MP for Wantage, elected 2005
Asked Tory HQ to remove anti-immigration poster during election after residents complained
Former speechwriter to Michael Howard
Former lobbyist for Equitable life, the nation’s favourite pension company.
Threatened to sue Recess Monkey last time I said this but never came up with the writ
Most likely jobs in a Cameron Government
Pensions Minister
Drugs Tsar
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Too many POETS - Posh Oxfordian and Etonian Tory Snobs!!!!
Thatcherite said this on December 8th, 2005 at 12:16 am
Plenty of RATS too.
http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2005/11/rude-arrogant-tories-rats.html
Kerron said this on December 8th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Opus Dave Lots of blogging going on about Young Dave. Recess Monkey has uncovered his shady cult Opus Dave. He’s also discovered a hint of Freemasonry.
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Undercover Treehugger said this on December 15th, 2005 at 4:42 pm
Opus Dave Lots of blogging going on about Young Dave. Recess Monkey has uncovered his shady cult Opus Dave. He’s also discovered a hint of Freemasonry.
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Undercover Treehugger said this on December 15th, 2005 at 4:46 pm