There have been some messages asking why I haven’t been posting for the last few days. In response, I should inform my esteemed readers that I have been getting drunk and spending quality time with my beautiful girlfriend, occasionally doing both at the same time.
Furthermore, I am working on a new project. Click here for a little hint of the taste of things to come.
Happy Christmas, Chanukah etc or just have a great holiday!
Recess Monkey
editor[at]recessmonkey.com





I thought Guido and the Monkey were sworn arch enemies?
Gavin Whenman said this on December 22nd, 2005 at 12:15 pm
Guido and the monkey cooperating? Has the spirit of Christmas driven them both completely crazy? Will every sentence in this comment be a question?
Run Seven said this on December 22nd, 2005 at 2:21 pm
Genius! First Cameron loves Blair, then Cameron loves the liberals, now guido and the monkey. Top stuff.
I see the cross-party coalition building in the commons seems to be spreading…Who will don the green tie?
Sad Bob said this on December 22nd, 2005 at 6:37 pm
Are Monkey and Guido civil-partners?
Think Monkey’s talk of a girlfriend is just a cover story.
Dr. Freling
Dr. Freling said this on December 26th, 2005 at 11:16 am