I actually asked old Soamsey to take part in the three-legged race. His assistant informed me that he is recovering from a heavy case of phenumonia…I shall call her back now….”whats he doing in the Thames then?”
17ft whale in ThamesA man on a train called the British Divers Marine Life group to say he might have been hallucinating, but he had just seen a whale in the Thames…
Hat-tip: Recess Monkey
A majestic beast indeed. Yet, somehow, mournful.
dynamite said this on January 20th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Whale meat again
don’t nowhere….
Hughes Views said this on January 20th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
I actually asked old Soamsey to take part in the three-legged race. His assistant informed me that he is recovering from a heavy case of phenumonia…I shall call her back now….”whats he doing in the Thames then?”
David Chaplin said this on January 20th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Apparently sex with a whale is like having a wardrobe with the key sticking out of the lock fall on top of you.
Eskimo Nell said this on January 20th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Whale, you ain’t nothing but a hound dog. Anyone can see it.
Jude said this on January 20th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
As much as I like and respect the Soamster tying myself to him and then trying to run in unison with him is a A&E visit waiting to happen
Jonny said this on January 21st, 2006 at 11:49 am
whats this about The Soamster being an anti-semite!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Soames
Jonny said this on January 21st, 2006 at 11:51 am
17ft whale in ThamesA man on a train called the British Divers Marine Life group to say he might have been hallucinating, but he had just seen a whale in the Thames…
Hat-tip: Recess Monkey
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Jo's Journal said this on February 2nd, 2006 at 2:06 am