From: Jackie Antas [mailto:jackie@borkowski.co.uk]
Sent: 20 January 2006 13:16
To: Charlie Reeves; Cheryl Haynes; Hannah Rasmussen; Downey, Jemma; Donaldson, Kym; Lynette Whitworth; Trojak, Magda (KEULON); Marc Landsberg; Max_Davies@fuji.co.uk; Megan Whiteside; Nick Hamilton; Olivia Downer; Reid Sexton; Rhys Coulson; Sam Bishop; sarah.marten@sgcib.com; skye mcneill; terrigolder@hotmail.com; Andrew.Bannan@islington.gov.uk; Robert.Harmeston@rmh.nhs.uk; Liz Hunt; Maria Murtagh; al_geddes@hotmail.com; Luke Holcombe; miyagi_32@hotmail.com; Tim Keleher
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Poor bugger…don’t think he’ll be getting any for a while. How long you reckon before you get this email twice today?

Spread it like wildfire kiddies…spread it far and wide!

—–Original Message—–
From: Hannah Roche
Sent: 20 January 2006 13:09
To: Jackie Antas; nic; Kathryn McAuley; Emmajane Ireland
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Hilarious - read from bottom up

—–Original Message—–
From: Rowlands, Ken (LIU-London) [mailto:Ken.Rowlands@LibertyIU.Com]
Sent: 20 January 2006 12:29
To: adma.saunder@aspectcapital.com; Clare.Exall@barclayscapital.com; remocherino@hotmail.com; eggsandmushrooms@hotmail.com; elisabethdoyle@hotmail.com; Hannah Roche; isobel_sita-Lumsden@ipcmedia.com; Joanna.Claridge@beazley.com; jmurray@fgds.co.uk; Laura.Ferguson@beazley.com; Mark.Sumner@unilever.com; som@ghco.co.uk; IMCEAEX-_O=MITSUI_OU=LDN_CN=RECIPIENTS_CN=PGALLOWAY@xm.mitsui.co.jp; s.tarjomani@glenny.co.uk; nessielms@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Read from the bottom up. Whoops……………..

From: Amie Stankiste [mailto:amie.stankiste@hobsons.co.uk]
Sent: 20 January 2006 11:01
To: Jenny Vine
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Let’s get this round london by lunchtime! Hilarious! read from bottom up!

xxxxx

—–Original Message—–
From: MALONE, Cameron , FM [mailto:Cameron.MALONE@rbos.com]
Sent: 20 January 2006 09:53
To: Earnshaw, Paddy; Swann, David; Bentley, Ian; Gola, Preash; Kettle, Adam; Larner, Nicholas; Summerill, Andrew
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Do you boys know this guy who works at travelex…….read the emails below the joke. There is a Travelex email address in there. do a search and see if you can find him!!

Absolute Quality!!

—–Original Message—–
From: FRANCIS, Laura, FI RM
Sent: 20 January 2006 09:41
To: NICHOLLS, Andrew, FM FI RM; AUBREY, Paul, FM FI RM; MASON, Lawrence, FM FI RM
Subject: FW: One for the Evening Standard

Thought you might appreciate this! A bit of Friday entertainment… reckon we could get this round the city by 1pm!!

—–Original Message—–
From: Rossetti, Joanne [mailto:joanne.rossetti@lehman.com]
Sent: 19 January 2006 17:40
Subject: One for the Evening Standard

This has to be the best example of forwarding errors - the guy forwarded a joke, but look what he forgot to delete below it.

It’s people from JPMCazenove….

Read from the bottom………

—–Original Message—–

—–Original Message—–
From:
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:47 AM
To: Subject: FW:

LADS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST E-MAIL I HAVE EVER READ.

FORGET THE JOKE!!! READ THE COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM!!!

START AT THE BEGINNING.

THIS BLOKE WORKS IN OUR TEAM AND HE ATTACHED A JOKE TO THIS E-MAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SENT IT TO THE WHOLE OFFICE.

BRILLIANT.

—–Original Message—–
From: Imlah, Robert
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:32
To: GROUP - Shareholder Analysis
Subject: FW:

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus … so shut the hell up.”

From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:29
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

lads, no lie, my finger still stinks of something I don’t want it too, I can’t stop smelling it though!! lol

—–Original Message—–
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:20
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

ha ha

Sounds a great bloke who said that…

‘ve had enough of Mr nice guy, meeting this Rach tonight for a few. I’m so bored being ‘committed’.

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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:14
To: Woods Craig; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

It’s all about the numbers, not figures as a great philosopher once said!!! ha ha ha

nal Message—–
From: Woods Craig [mailto:Craig.Woods@ukpa.gsi.gov.uk]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:12
To: Imlah, Robert; Johnson, John; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

Immi the pimp daddy. lol

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From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:11
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

yes mate, banging Lauren tonight as well, prob won’t bag up there!! lol

nal Message—–
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:10
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

it feels good in the morning dont you think knowing you bagged up ! no worries !

nal Message—–
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:04
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

no mate, bagged up! Not silly boy anymore!

nal Message—–
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:02
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

quality ! bear back ?

nal Message—–
From: Imlah, Robert [mailto:robert.imlah@jpmorgancazenove.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 10:01
To: Johnson, John; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

She had huge nails too, I was like ‘erm, sorry love but go there!!’ lol She does yeah, wasn’t bothered at all! lol

nal Message—–
From: Johnson, John [mailto:junior.johnson@travelex.com]
Sent: 18 January 2006 09:59
To: Imlah, Robert; Woods Craig; jonathan.x.ward@jpmorgan.com
Cc: ben.carter@bt.com; David Gale
Subject: RE:

hahaha! did she try it on you what did you say ? fraid not love? does she love it up there?

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