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Plenary indulgence



Essex Man

Regular readers will be aware that MP David Amess recently had the Pope bless a mint that had fallen from his pocket.

So it was only a matter of time before God’s blessing began to take effect. In fact, it happened this week when the Southend MP started receiving countless and inexplicably free laser printer toner cartridges from Palace of Westminster supplier Dell.

Holy intervention

Although instead of divine guidance, maybe Dell just buggered up a mailmerge and sent hundreds of toner cartridges to one MP rather than one cartridge each to hundreds of MPs. Nice to know I’m not the only one who messes up mailmerges.

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2 Responses to “Plenary indulgence”

  1. As god wills it

  2. God has shares in Dell apparently… perhaps they are picking MPs off one by one…

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