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Chishtiwatch



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Rehman Chishti’s kept his head down since his defection to the Tories. So much so that sources tell Recess Monkey that he hasn’t yet cleared out of his office the various photos of himself with assorted Labour Cabinet Ministers and grandees. No worries Rehman, soon you’ll be able to swap the Gordon Brown photo for a George Osborne like it’s some twisted game of top trumps for political sycophants.

As the new Tory Special Adviser on Ethnicitude, I thought I’d drop Chishti an email with my views on the subject (specifically that much of the Tory Party is racist). Strangely, it seems this Tory adviser doesn’t seem to have an email address at Tory HQ, let alone a desk.

snubbed

…or maybe they just spelled his name incorrectly when they set up his account…

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4 Responses to “Chishtiwatch”

  1. “soon you’ll be able to swap the Gordon Brown photo for a George Osborne”

    Most of us can’t wait to swap Gordon Brown for osborne.

  2. Ray has a job and a life recess monkey. You never responded to my colour co-ordination comment. I will repeat in a simple manner for you. Red= Labour, Blue= COnservatives, Yellow= Liberal, Brown= racist comment, do I need to do on.

    Your ’sources’ are very wrong about the ‘gordon brown’ photos and other cabinet members which Ray once kept…keep guessing!

  3. Umm. You could well be right about the email address. Isn’t it ray.chandler@conservatives.com. Chandler because it sounds more in keeping with the tory policy.

  4. As someone looking at Reh’s Conservative Business Card at the moment, I can tell you that you are way off the mark with his email address.

    Keep guessing perhaps?

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