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NUS elect member of Atomic Kitten



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Tumelty

Spies at the National Union of Students inform me that they have just elected Gemma Tumelty as their new President at the annual NUS conference/shagfest in Blackpool. I can only presume that she got in thanks to that all important chav vote.

Her election marks the passing of current President, Kat Fletcher, who will be fondly remembered for making Sarah Teather look articulate when they both appeared on BBC Question Time.

It all makes me pine for the days of the charming Mandy Telford and her equally charming pink coat.

Simeon McCack
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11 Responses to “NUS elect member of Atomic Kitten”

  1. ah… tis all good…

    Tom said this on March 30th, 2006 at 6:58 am

  2. why is this person a chav? Or should only silly posh people go to university?

    A Nobody said this on March 30th, 2006 at 7:15 am

  3. Her mobile number is still on the web for anyone who wants to ring her and say well done.

    http://kerroncross.blogspot.com/2006/03/gem-of-appointment.html

    Watch out for David Icke though. ;-)

    Kerron said this on March 30th, 2006 at 7:30 am

  4. She may not be a chav, but does look like one. But there’s nowt wrong with that: I myself own a couple of Lady Sovereign records and a pair of white trainers.

    I’m more pleased that Kat Fletcher is going. She’s the worst thing to come out of Leeds University since Harold Shipman.

    Simeon McCack said this on March 30th, 2006 at 12:01 pm

  5. Kerron, if you start txt stalking her I will disavow any knowledge of you.

    May I add at this point that I’m quite disappointed that, as usual, whenever an attractive woman achieves anything, she is instantly caricatured on the basis of her looks.

    You know damn straight that you would all be a sweet as pie to her if you met her, so why not just be nice.

    Recess Monkey
    *feminist at large*

    Recess Monkey said this on March 30th, 2006 at 1:06 pm

  6. I never thought that the NUS would ever elect a fit bird as president. Don’t they usually elect complete rotters?

    Barry Allen said this on March 30th, 2006 at 3:55 pm

  7. A colleague has just informed that he was shocked to see the NUS elect Jo Guest as their next President…

    Well done to her I say (Gemma not Jo). Just hope she doesn’t turn out like Charles Clarke in the long run, as so many past Presidents have….

    Mr R said this on March 30th, 2006 at 11:14 pm

  8. Er…may I remind you of this post:

    http://www.recessmonkey.com/index.php/2006/03/10/goldsworthy#comments

    I wasn’t trying to be sexist here. I just said she was good looking.

    Good looking, gifted and intelligent it would seem.

    At this point it’s worth saying to Gem that my phone number is still on the internet too - so I utterly discourage people making any nuisance calls!

    [Gem the new NUS President, not Gem my girlfriend. Obviously. :-/]

    Kerron said this on March 30th, 2006 at 11:26 pm

  9. Another New Labour wimmin MP’s career takes flight?

    WhiteCrowUK said this on March 31st, 2006 at 2:28 am

  10. I thought this forum was a student-politics free area. I am cancelling my subscription forthwith.

    Brandy Hart said this on March 31st, 2006 at 2:53 am

  11. Kerron, I also got implicated in the sexism mire that erupted from that post, so I’ll keep out of this one, simply say Yowza!, and be on my way…

    Yellow Baboon said this on March 31st, 2006 at 4:21 am

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