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David Heath denies private life behind election defeat



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8 Responses to “David Heath denies private life behind election defeat”

  1. Campbell’s Alive!!!

  2. Inspired.

  3. Perhaps David Heath’s resemblance to Prince Vultan has caused Emperor Ming concern over whether Heath might join Cash Gordon to bring down the Ming Dynasty. Heath may have given himself away by exclaiming “Gordons Alive!” during the Budget Statement.

  4. The resemblance is eerie…

  5. I believe the 12 year olds use the initials LOL. An office full of grown ups from the civilised side of the river were most amused….

  6. Civilised side of the river my ass..
    We all know that the Civilsed side of the river (Tamar) is on the west

  7. Barin and I have come up with an ingenius bar chart, Flash.

    DIVE my hawk warriors, DI-I-I-VE!!!

  8. Spookily, on this occasion, I was referring to the Thames. Good to see that your lack of electricity hasn’t prevented you from posting though. Give my regards to the 17th Century…..

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