Recess Monkey today exposes a conspiracy at the heart of the Royal Family, proving the collusion between this murky anachronism and its subject media.
I wasn’t aware but there’s some sort of military ceremony called the Queens Parade where soldiers come out and apparently it was Prince Harry’s turn. I briefly switched on the TV but after twelve seconds of Fern Britten cooing I had to switch off.
Anyway, It was all over the papers and the internet with tons of pictures.
This pic is from AP and was widely used.
But then I saw this picture in the Evening Standard…
Hang on a moment - let’s look at that a little closer…
Harry patently has an enormous love bite on his neck. OK, so he’s young and frisky - BUT THE BOY’S BEEN BRANDED! You can see the teeth marks! We can’t have members of the Royal Family sporting some commoner hussy’s stamp of ownership!
But more importantly, what’s AP and the rest of the media establishment doing by photoshopping lily-white perfection over the offending blemish? Didn’t Piers Morgan lose his job for falsifying photographs?
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