John Prescott is full of surprises. First we find out he’s a sex god and now it turns out he plays croquet! Next you’ll be telling me he’s a Cabinet Minister…
Anyway, in honour of a man who provides us with so much entertainment, we were wondering what Prezza should do after his (impending) retirement as Deputy Leader.
Suggestions so far:
Speech therapist
Grand Prix driver
Reggae artist (no Department, no cry?)
Wine critic
Ballet dancer
Lord Prescott of Dorneywood
Make your own suggestions in the comments, and graphics guru Beau Bo D’Or will (hopefully) create an image in honour of the winning entry.
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There must be a professional croquet circuit
Dr. Freling said this on May 29th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Punch bag.
Confused Cucumber said this on May 29th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Fiesta Magazine Agony Uncle, after all if any man who looks like that can manage to have that many affairs, as well as keeping a wife happy, then he must know something about appealing to the opposite sex.
matt said this on May 29th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Is croquet an olympic sport? Maybe Prezza’s in training for 2012?
Recess Monkey said this on May 29th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Running a chipolata franchise
prawn crackers said this on May 29th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
A septic tank
Howler Monkey said this on May 29th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Ultimate Street Fighter
Political Teenager said this on May 29th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
professional arsehole…oh no he’s already done that, sorry…how about condom tester?
fruitcake said this on May 29th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
Head of the Jeeves and Wooster appreciation club…well…maybe the Wooster part
Dr. Freling said this on May 29th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Slimfast model ?
Spike said this on May 29th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Prime Minister?
JavaScript monkey said this on May 30th, 2006 at 12:22 am
Replace the Duchess of York as WeightWatchers ambassador.
Driver on London Underground (he’s good at getting a large salary for doing fuck all, so he should fit right in).
New exhibit for the Sea Life centre?
Hollow him out to construct flats for half a dozen key workers?
Sam said this on May 30th, 2006 at 1:59 am
Maybe Prescott could sit on redtamarin and squeeze him or her into a bloody pulp. Employ JP as a dork masher.
Stamper said this on May 30th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Surely the army could do with some sort of target practice ? I realise that the fat bastard can’t move very fast but maybe cadets could do with a (slow) moving target. Joke shop in Hull told me that he was one of their regular customers, now why does that not surprise me that he would know all about jokes ?
Robsmelt said this on August 28th, 2007 at 1:20 am