Regular readers will be aware of the spate of thefts from Norah the Mad Flower Lady, whose flower shop is found between the Sports & Social Club and the nearest men’s loo. She’s also not far from the rifle range.
It has emerged that the police have a team of eight officers investigating what is now being described as “The Perfect Crime” and they are believed to be seeking “a woman”, although the description is not believed to be more detailed than that.
Recess Monkey reported one arrest already but heard last night that a high-flying minister’s researcher has also been arrested, questioned and released without charge after having to undergo a detailed and humiliating forensic search for pollen upon her person.
More reports from the dark underbelly of parliament as they emerge…
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I think it would be fair to say that Mr Clarke is a regular...
The Evil old hag clipped the back of my ankles with her trolley the other day. Maybe I should press assult charges.
Lord Lucan said this on July 3rd, 2006 at 9:02 am
More than your life’s woth mate..
Howler monkey said this on July 3rd, 2006 at 4:49 pm
What did the “humiliating forensic search” involve?
Should have just told the police to fuck off
Jonny said this on July 3rd, 2006 at 9:48 pm