Conservative Future (The Young Conservatives) has failed to secure a speaker for their first ever ‘National Ball’. Anyone who has been asked to speak has declined.
Alan Duncan was polite enough to say no, William Hague made the excuse he was writing a book, David Cameron can’t find the time to pop in even though the ball is in Oxford! There is now even talk of postponing the event until someone accepts the invitation to speak.
Maybe the toffy venue of Oxford is a problem for Cameron’s new compassionate conservatives? Maybe there weren’t enough Eastern European girls in bikinis to entice a grandee or two?
If you know anyone who might be prepared to speak at the first ever Conservative Future Annual Ball, let Recess Monkey know and we’ll publish the details here. Come to think of it, why don’t I make myself available?! Will they pay an appearance fee?
This never would have happened if Annesley Abercorn had won the election for National Chairman.
editor[at]recessmonkey.com
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How much are thay offering?
Howler monkey said this on July 11th, 2006 at 7:29 am
I’m sure I could make myself available at a stretch. I’m not sure whether I’d be able to stop myself from giggling on the stage though…
Red Tamarin said this on July 11th, 2006 at 8:30 am
And I thought the Labour Students lot were incompetent!
Uncle Ilyich said this on July 11th, 2006 at 10:22 am
NOLS always have good speakers!!
Adele said this on July 11th, 2006 at 10:28 am
Hate to shatter everyone’s illusions but Oxford ain’t tory. Nowhere in the entire city is there an elected tory councillor. It’s Labour, Lib Dem or Green for us city-dwellers.
Now if only the same could be said about the bloody county council…
Jo said this on July 11th, 2006 at 10:43 am
“Alan Duncan was polite enough to say no,….Maybe there weren’t enough Eastern European girls in bikinis to entice a grandee or two?”
Maybe Hunky Dunky will accept if they promise him the presence of Czech Bel Ami boys in hot pants.
Andrea said this on July 11th, 2006 at 11:04 am
“If you know anyone who might be prepared to speak at the first ever Conservative Future Annual Ball, let Recess Monkey know and we’ll publish the details here.”
…i know someone with the initials JP who may soon be looking for after dinner speaking opportunities.
evil eye said this on July 11th, 2006 at 11:16 am
I understand that Jim Davidson has been made bankrupt and moved to be the Middle east. Can this be true? I suppose that would have buggered up their last reserve option
parburypolitica said this on July 11th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
“Maybe there weren’t enough Eastern European girls in bikinis to entice a grandee or two?”
why should the attraction of bikini clad slovak gels be limited to grandees? Theres life in Conservative Future yet! even if NOBODY wants to talk to them.
Jonny said this on July 11th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
I had Andrew Young of Conservative Future on my radio show a couple of weeks ago and he’s totally not what you expect - very normal in fact.
Mark Hanson said this on July 12th, 2006 at 12:53 pm