A Recess Monkey mole was quietly taking a leak the other day, minding his own business in the men’s room near the Strangers Bar, when he heard behind him Shadow Home Secretary David “basher” Davis chatting with Lord Cranbourne, a man most famous for being sacked by William Hague as Shadow Leader of the Lords for doing a deal with the Labour Party on Lords Reform.
Cranbourne said, “So what’s all this ‘hug-a-hoodie’ business then?”
Davis replied, “That’s nothing to do with me - it’s all Dave’s idea”
Cranbourne, “Well Geoffrey’s furious [Jeffrey?]
Our mole sadly had to leave at this point, no longer able to urinate with David Davis over his shoulder. However, we would be very interested to know who is this mysterious and shadowy “Geoffrey” or “Jeffrey” to whom these grandees referred so gravely.
We can confirm that David did indeed wash his hands - of Tory Home Affairs policy on hoodies anyway.
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Howe presumably or Archer at a push?
Louis Cyphere said this on July 25th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
It’s got to be Howe and he is correct, as is David Davis, to wash their hands of the Hug a Hoodie nonsense.
matt said this on July 26th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Talk of urinals and “now wash your hands” reminds me of a time standing in the urinals of the Marquis of Granby at the height of the foot and mouth crisis of 2001. Nick Brown, then Minister in charge of the chaos at MAFF, came in, used the urinal next to myself and then left swiftly WITHOUT washing his hands. No wonder we were left with millions of dead cattle, one postponed general election, when the Minister in charge didnt even know the basis personal rules of hygine and how germs are spread himself…
Not Rick Witter said this on July 26th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
Actually, as piss is sterile, unless your todger is articularly toxic not washing probably does no harm to anyone.
Beachhutman said this on July 26th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Piss contains toxins that the body doesnt want thus it is not healthy to have it all over your hands especially if you plan on touching anyone or eating something.
J said this on July 27th, 2006 at 11:53 am