I’d just like to know what kind of an employer - while offering no money - asks someone to send in a Haiku on geopolitics with their CV.
I’m not applying but I’ll have a go at the Haiku.
Geopolitics - A Haiku
Oh shit
We’re all
going
to die
editor[at]recessmonkey.com
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The basics of a haiku
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Dutch said this on August 7th, 2006 at 8:40 am
Recess has not done
His research into haikus
And now is put right.
I’m sure he’ll be disappointed to know that he wouldn’t have managed to even get himself an unpaid job
I think I might make a haiku a qualification for all my interns in the future…
The Middle East is
Going down the pan today
We are all doomed
Geopolitics
Is almost too long to fit
Into a haiku
Cameron will try
To make the Tories centrist
But they remain Right
Civilizations
Are clashing says Tony Blair
I say it’s bollocks
Red Tamarin said this on August 7th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Reminds me of:
the first cold shower;
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw.
Lobster Blogster said this on August 7th, 2006 at 11:46 am
haiku not as bad
as the dance they made us do
at G C H Q
true story apparently
Ayotollah of Rock n Rollah said this on August 7th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
I hate this sort of “alternative interview” shit.
I have a mate who went for a job at Red Bull, when he walked into the interview room there was a beanbag and a chair next to each other infront of the interviewers. He asked where he should he sit and they replied “where would you LIKE to sit?”
utter utter bollocks
Jonny said this on August 8th, 2006 at 10:09 am