I thought I would share with you the major topic of conversation in the Sports & Social Club on friday night. Namely, that the only cubicle in the men’s room next to Norah the mad flower lady had been rendered unusable. And I mean “rendered” as in painted/pebbledashed most effectively by someone who really should see a doctor sometime soon.
Furthermore, this has been the topic of conversation since TUESDAY last week when the state of affairs first came to light.
Sadly, there is no picture to accompany this story as the intern I sent in to take a snap with his cameraphone was interrupted by a cleaner - who proceeded to clean everything except the toilet.
The general consensus in the S&S is that the provider of the Turd of Destiny (as it has become known) should go back and deal with it before it walks off of its own volition and starts haunting the basements.
Recess Monkey will continue to keep readers up-to-date with the breaking news that the mainstream media ignores
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No, spare us, what is it with you chaps, anyting to do with toilets, poo, bum and willies is somehow hilarious. No it is not. Now go and wash your hands before Nanny gets VERY cross.
janestheone said this on September 4th, 2006 at 11:51 am
I think Jane you will find that poo is indeed funny.
Recess Monkey said this on September 4th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
i am glad you brought this up recess…in my experience it must be a parliamentary disease not to want to flush the toilet afterwards. on a number of occasions near my office in in norman shaw north i have entered a cubicle only to find someone else’s ‘remains’
My message to the anonymous turd merchant - GET SOME MANNERS AND FLUSH THE TOILET AFTERWARDS!!!!!
B said this on September 4th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
I was unfortunate enough to witness, what was obviously the aftermath of at least 10 pints of Guinness. I had a look for the culprit, as I was sure they had to be close by as they would not have got far with half their insides down the pan, to no awail. Only the flower lady was close by!!!!! hmmm???
RMT REP said this on September 4th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
http://www.ratemypoo.com/
thats all Ive got to say…..
Jonny said this on September 4th, 2006 at 8:47 pm