News just in, Rehman Chishti, the oft mis-spelled Labour Candidate for Horsham in 2005 and Billy-No-Mates-Tory-Turncoat, has been put on the Tory B List. That’s the second tranche A List for people who were a bit too crap to be more enthusiastically endorsed by the party.
I have been informed by a legal professional that abuse isn’t libellous. Therefore, I am free to ponder which Conservative Association will have the utter nob-head thrust upon them. Furthermore, I can wonder if Francis Maude will be required to attend said selection meetings or whether the Tory party intends to have extracted Chishti from his upper colon before it becomes an issue?
I do however note that despite being the saviour of the Bromley & Chislehurst Tory by-election campaign (by going to campaign in Blaenau Gwent), Tory spin doctors have leaked the information while David Cameron is in India. As Tory Special Adviser on Brown People, shouldn’t Chishti be there with the glorious leader?
I suspect some casual distancing is occuring due to Rehman’s vomit-inducing fake posh accent, which could cause embarrassment to the leader.
New readers should be aware that I don’t like Rehman. A history charting the rise of Rehman can be found here.
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Glasgow Govan seems a nice safe Tory seat to send him too….
Pete Tilbury said this on September 5th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
examples of newspeak
“nauseating”
unprincipled, joins Tories, affects sick making fake posh accent
“double plus nauseating”
unprincipled, changes Labour into New (fake tory) Labour, joins Bush’s war of aggression, affects sick making fake sincere man of the people accent
Neil said this on September 6th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
2 comments says it all, this website is on the fall!!
martinez1 said this on September 7th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Are you going to send me a letter telling me to resign Martinez?
Recess Monkey said this on September 7th, 2006 at 12:50 pm