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CFUCKer takes paranoia to new heights



this will get boring eventually - but until then...

The soon to be Chief CFUKer Mark Clarke has posted this worrying blog post about his blog being banned in Communist China - on the basis that, “they are probably scared of seeing centre-right democracy in action”. He signs off with, “Now I’m definitely banned. And proud to be so. Donata Huggins, CF Chairman for Hitchin and Harpenden is backing my campaign. The Chinese Government are not”.

Yes, the Chinese government may very well have the CFUKer on a blacklist. Or possibly they have banned all blogspot blogs since 2003.

I think the Chinese Government just thinks he’s a bit of a nob.


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8 Responses to “CFUCKer takes paranoia to new heights”

  1. Bloody hell..This means I’m banned too…

  2. No but Recess, the premise of your post means that Mark Clarke ISNT the centre of the universe….

    I suggest you check your logic

  3. Damn those logical howlers. I must retire at once

  4. Well the egomaniac is now the Chairman of CF officially. Although calculations suggest he spent £20.00 per vote.

  5. “calculations suggest he spent £20.00 per vote.”

    Nearly as much as Hazel Blears wants to speend per vote in Labour marginals

  6. A bit of?

  7. his Great-Aunt was christened the ‘Iron Lady of Caribbean’?
    and then went on to be Prime Minister of Dominica?

    fookin lucky, innit?

  8. we’re not banned

    and neither is Mark clarke

    looks like the new CF Chairman can’t be bothered to do any basic fact chacking or research, even when it concerns himself! no wonder he won.

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