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CFUKer in chief wins massive national endorsement



this will get boring eventually - but until then...

Recess Monkey would like to congratulate Mark Clarke, personal nemesis of the Chinese Red Army, on his elevation to National Chairman, Grand High Panjandrum and Lord High Executioner of Conservative Future (CFUK), the 15,000 strong legion of weak lipped, limp wristed acne bearers in the front line of David Cameron’s battle to win young hearts and minds.

Clarke’s energetic campaign earned him a total of 291 votes or 1.94% of the electorate.

Which sounds to me like a big CFUK off.


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2 Responses to “CFUKer in chief wins massive national endorsement”

  1. I do enjoy your one-man crusade against the hyphen. Long may it continue.

  2. What’s wrong with the Chinese Red Army?

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