

Porn Baron Francis Maude is seeking a “Research” Assistant for his “Private” office.
Maude is looking for someone who is “bright, committed, energetic and experienced” - though bum sex is strictly optional.
Applicants are required to submit a 400 word commentary for a local paper on something important to Horsham, together with a press release announcing their own appointment. Please send Recess Monkey any comedy applications, which I shall forward to Maude’s local paper. Any tips for Recess Monkey’s own application - which will be porn related - should be left in the comments section below.
editor[at]recessmonkey.com




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