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Caroline NoakesMark Clarke

Pictured above are two of the Tories’ finest young minds, unified in the desire to shape a Britain where rich people are free to bugger the poor at every opportunity. Caroline Noakes is the PPC for Romsey and Mark Clarke (posing on the right in makeup) is National Chairman of Conservative Future (CFUK), having secured a total of 29 votes for the position.

Evidently, the two were spotted in the Highcliffe Hotel Bar on Tuesday discussing in depth their plans for the future of Britain. I hear the conversation at one time got “heated” but evidently they made up before they finally went to bed at about 4am.

You can’t buy that kind of dedication.


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12 Responses to “More from Bournemouth”

  1. with each other we presume? Heated, I mean

  2. All I have been told is that it was “hot”.

  3. Coo. Sex at conference. That wouldn’t happen at a Labour conference, ey Monkey? ;)

  4. Doesn’t happen at Labour conference in my experience. And where did sex come into the discussion? I said Noakes and Clarke had a long discussion. I think you’re putting two and two together to get five mate

  5. Could she be mad that CF have not focused on her seat? The 10th in the target list and yet CF have left it out of their drive?
    http://conservativehome.blogs.com/cfdiary/2006/09/marginal_seats_.html

  6. I’ll have to find out from a witness if she “had it out” with him. It will be interesting to see if there is any more CF activity in the nether-regions of Romsey in the near future

  7. Things, 4am, bucket full of drink = rubbish sex anyaway

  8. “a Britain where rich people are free to bugger the poor at every opportunity”

    Not much different from New Labour then?

  9. “a Britain where rich people are free to bugger the poor at every opportunity”

    Not much different from New Labour then? …
    No..Verey different!

  10. I wonder how Caroline Noakes husband feels about the “intense negotiations” between her and Mark

  11. Dark horse!

  12. Non-totty totty, imho.

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