National Chair of Conservative Future (CFUK) Mark Clarke (pictured above in makeup) is hiring a press officer after allegations that he won the influential post by fabricating a contretemps with the entire Chinese nation (excluding Taiwan).
A contact behind the Red Curtain informs Recess Monkey, “As I’m currently in China, I took the opportunity to enjoy the “page not found” message that, I had been reliably informed had replaced Mark Clarke’s blog here in commie-land. How disappointed I was to find that the Communist government does in fact endorse his blog whole-heartedly to all its citizens. Google, no. BBC News, no. But Mark’s blog is red enough for China”.
So Mark Clarke, rather than being the scourge of Communism the world over as he purported, is indeed endorsed by one of the world’s most repressive and cruel regimes.
1bn Chinese people were unavailable for comment.
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“(pictured above in makeup)”
Like the makup you were wearing in the pub last night duckee?
dizzy said this on October 17th, 2006 at 9:42 am
obviously I was wearing makup too, but I think it suited me
dizzy said this on October 17th, 2006 at 10:58 am
Hang on, that’s not make up. If he was wearing make up wouldn’t be able to see a shine on his forehead or the stubble on his lip. I think this photo disproves your theory!
Your Mum said this on January 17th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Damn, you’re right - he needs a touch up with some powder
Recess Monkey said this on January 17th, 2007 at 4:20 pm