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Distracting attention from Lembit Opik



Anything to distract us from this visage would be most welcome

In a move calculated to draw headlines away from Mr Opik, Sir Ming Campbell has conducted an important reshuffle of the Liberal Democrat frontbench team; strategically moving five people you have never heard of into new jobs from which they will still make no impact on your consciousness.

Isn’t it obvious that Lembit needed the Culture, Media and Sport brief?


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11 Responses to “Distracting attention from Lembit Opik”

  1. dunno if anyone else caught this on the minor gweirdo.com. i do hope its true :)

    http://gweirdo.com/blog/index.php?title=loose_lipped_liberals&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

  2. I just hope you are attempting humour with this story - You are from another planet if you think reshuffles are planned around backbenchers changing girlfriends.

  3. Umm. Distracting attention from Opik part deux. Monkey, you do realise that The Lord Lucan has carelessly exposed your identity on his site after releasing pictures of Karaoke night.

  4. I would like to congratulate Yates on his promotion to Assistant Commissioner - just in time for the arrest and the promotion to Commissioner after Tony is sent down.

  5. Three words - clutching at straws.

  6. Why on earth would any of you think I was being serious? Do I need to tag my posts with ‘nonsense’ for the humour-impaired? :) I thought it was so completely ridiculous no one could possibly mistake it for anything else.

    2darts - I think Recess Monkey’s identity is pretty well known by now :)

  7. To be fair - I don’t think many people take this blog seriously.

  8. Ok dude. But you might want to tell M’Lud that…I think the word senile springs to mind.

  9. Agreed its mostly not serious stuff. Go on Lembit! By the way are they twin sisters - and can he tell them apart?

  10. Sir Ming Campbell was persuaded by the Cheeky Girls to get the reshuffle out the way before they release their new single - “Touch My Ming”.

  11. what is it with Lib Dems and the cheeky girls. Pictured is Ben Abbotts,Lib Dem candidate for Bromley by-election and current councillor.
    http://www.ben4bromley.org.uk/photos/24.html?download=1&PHPSESSID=83c41bb8aea9f955e0f291738ab0b1c4

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