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“Ongoing commitment to breakfast”



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Next will be an email proclaiming Santa Clause’ ongoing commitment to presents.

I’m happy to forward the Kellogg’s quarterly newsletter to anyone who wishes to read it.

From: xxxxxxx [mailto:xxxxxxx@bell-pottinger.co.uk]
Sent: 20 December 2006 12:55
Subject: Kellogg’s Quarterly Parliamentary Newsletter

For your interest, please find attached an update from Kellogg’s UK regarding our ongoing commitment to breakfast.

This quarter’s newsletter features news on:

* Our new cereals that have recently been launched, which include even more added health benefits.
* How we have reformulated classic recipes to make them even healthier and not compromise on taste.
* Our plan to promote healthy workplaces in the UK. 1 in 5 adults miss breakfast, yet those who eat breakfast are less likely to be overweight.

Best wishes….

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editor[at]recessmonkey.com



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8 Responses to ““Ongoing commitment to breakfast””

  1. Hmmm so what does Gutbuster make of this then?

    matt said this on December 21st, 2006 at 7:03 am

  2. Recess, I’m surprised that you’ve not picked up on Guidos attempt to embarass “Call me Dave” Cameron by asking him a question on WebCameron. Dave shamelessly dodged the question the first time, and now it has been asked again. Get your readers, and those at LabourHome, over to WebCameron to vote for uncomfortable questions for Dave.

    davetheslave said this on December 21st, 2006 at 8:33 am

  3. This is miserable doggerel you’ve been serving up of late, RM. I was defending you yesterday saying that you were close to uber-blogger status. Please don’t continue to embarass yourself with more of this dirge.

    Praguetory said this on December 21st, 2006 at 10:50 am

  4. *gallic shrug*

    GuinnessCream said this on December 21st, 2006 at 11:52 am

  5. Did they mention anything about the fact that Corn Flakes are the perfect human sustainance. I will not rest until they are the staple diet of the human race!!

    James I McAnespy said this on December 21st, 2006 at 7:10 pm

  6. Did they mention anything about the fact that Corn Flakes are the perfect human sustenance. I will not rest until they are the staple diet of the human race!!

    James I McAnespy said this on December 21st, 2006 at 7:11 pm

  7. I hope all the various monkeys had a merry Christmas and will have a fine new year, especially of course “channel Four’s” Recess Monkey. May all your plans come together and a safe seat hunt you down.

    Dutch said this on December 27th, 2006 at 11:23 pm

  8. Dr Kellogg developed cornflakes to stop the patients in his sanatorium from wanking. Personally I don’t touch em…

    Howler monkey said this on January 1st, 2007 at 4:51 pm

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