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“An absolutely gigantic sort of jellyfish of an orgasm”



During the debate on the Local Government and Public Involvement in Health Bill yesterday, we had this fantastic quote:

Mr. David Curry (Skipton and Ripon) (Con):The local area agreements offer important opportunities and possibilities. As the hon. Member for Plymouth, Devonport said, there is bound to be debate on who is embraced by the local area agreement. If one is not careful, one gets an absolutely gigantic sort of jellyfish of an orgasm— [Laughter.]

I wondered how many of my colleagues were awake. I am agreeably surprised. I meant “organism”.

If you’ve ever experienced an absolutely gigantic sort of jellyfish of an orgasm, I suggest you keep it to yourself. You don’t want to make other people jealous


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8 Responses to ““An absolutely gigantic sort of jellyfish of an orgasm””

  1. Speaking as a lobster, we never discuss our sex lives, particularily not with humans.

    By the way, is there a blogging equivalent of Friends Reunited? I’m trying to track down a blogger called Dominic Fisher. He’s a Tory and he moved to Prague last summer.

  2. A pity really, as you would be more qualified to talk about jellyfish than us apes…

  3. http://rightlinks.co.uk/linked/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?viewmode=flat&order=DESC&topic_id=77&forum=13&move=prev&topic_time=1164770779

    Lobster - is this the Tory blogger in Prague you are looking for?

  4. It’s hard to say, Recess. The Dominic Fisher you have found is also the anonymous PragueTory, you know, the one who called George Osbourne a wanker then thought better of it.

    He’s obviously a bit of a doughnut. I just wondered if there might be any other Dominic Fishers, who are also Tories, and just happened to move out to Prague around about the same time. I expect they would be quite embarassed to have their name dragged through the mud like that.

  5. I don’t think calling George Osborn a wanker is at all scandalous, though I tend to stick to Eton Hooray Country Baronet Foxtons Estate Agent.

  6. I think we can trust the testimony of Nathalie that “Mr Osborne did not attend any sex parties.” and so I agree, it seems highly likely that the Shadow Chancellor is a wanker.

  7. or little lord fauntleroy… as his ‘colleagues’ call him here

  8. think i just broke summat… [could be jellyfish orgasm related]

    anyway i prefer little lord fauntleroy for ozzy, as his ‘colleagues’ call him

    http://gweirdo.com/blog//index.php?blog=5&title=little_lord_fauntleroy_aka_george_osborn&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

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