Hi, my name’s Mark Clarke, I have an extensive business background having worked at Proctor & Gamble and BCG* for three years and thus can design and market a very cheap bar of soap(well actually being like 24, or something, I just mindmap it or whatever us consultants call it this year). With this experience I am sure you would agree with me that I am a suitable representative for you in parliament!
*My point: he mentions this in every post he ever makes. Does it impress anybody?
‘This was helped by winning the support of the local imam’ - ooh, how modern you are Marky boy, even happy to talk to foreign sorts like that. Fooling nobody, what a goon.
We are near Valentine’s Day and Alex Hilton carries on with his obsession with Tory Mark Clarke. Is Mark a Tory MP? No. He does not even appear regularly on TV/Radio. Yet Alex gives Mark more features on here than any other political figure. It can only be because Alex has fallen in love, a love that dare not speak its name… for a Tory.
I’m glad it was tagged with twat. Is it me or does he look like a serial killer? The whole thing gave me the creeps. God forbid that he should ever be an elected representative of anyone anywhere.
My god… what a fool. He looks and sounds awful. It is really creepy. And the ‘hot blast’ of curry anecodte is simply nauseating. Is this guy for real? He must be taking the piss…
what’s with his eyebrows? and that haircut? he seems to have opted for a step from circa 1994. and putney wasn’t the story of 2005…. Another Labour victory was the story…
Twat for Tooting has a nice ring to it. I notice from his campaign website that he will move back to Tooting immediately “if selected”. Really committed to the people of Tooting then, what a guy!
God what a complete idiot. Surely this isn’t what the Tories go for in their candidates…? Is it? Love the soft-toned background as well - just oozes comfortable affluence. If only there’d been a copy of the Mail on Sunday and the Spectator, he’d have nailed it.
My God! This guy is such a pompous prat. Check out his blog- it’s all Mark does this and Mark does that. The smirk has he recollects ‘various’ broken bones is scary. Not surprised though- who wouldn’t have kicked the shit out of him at school?
Putney was the story of 2005? I thought it was Blair winning again. The guy’s a bare-faced liar: “Tooting is a great part of Londn” - no it isn’t. Nice name drop of David Bowie’s wife though
What a great parody. Patronising, sanctimonious and out of touch with working people. A modern version of the classic Not the 9 o’clock new sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFlNyqeeifA .
Imagine the tories were stupid enough to select someone like this!
Marke Clarke sounds like a total plonker in this video. Anyone who would post this on youtube or wherever he did clearly has no self awareness whatsoever. I’m afraid his ‘extensive business experience’ hasnt proved very useful in the end.
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Hi, my name’s Mark Clarke, I have an extensive business background having worked at Proctor & Gamble and BCG* for three years and thus can design and market a very cheap bar of soap(well actually being like 24, or something, I just mindmap it or whatever us consultants call it this year). With this experience I am sure you would agree with me that I am a suitable representative for you in parliament!
*My point: he mentions this in every post he ever makes. Does it impress anybody?
Basically, what a young tory cunt!
AwesomeDude said this on February 13th, 2007 at 2:08 am
Dripping with insincerity. What a twat.
Bally Eric said this on February 13th, 2007 at 7:23 am
‘This was helped by winning the support of the local imam’ - ooh, how modern you are Marky boy, even happy to talk to foreign sorts like that. Fooling nobody, what a goon.
Quixote said this on February 13th, 2007 at 7:43 am
We are near Valentine’s Day and Alex Hilton carries on with his obsession with Tory Mark Clarke. Is Mark a Tory MP? No. He does not even appear regularly on TV/Radio. Yet Alex gives Mark more features on here than any other political figure. It can only be because Alex has fallen in love, a love that dare not speak its name… for a Tory.
FibDem1 said this on February 13th, 2007 at 8:18 am
You should always be sincere, even when you don’t mean it.
Lobster Blogster said this on February 13th, 2007 at 9:11 am
I’m glad it was tagged with twat. Is it me or does he look like a serial killer? The whole thing gave me the creeps. God forbid that he should ever be an elected representative of anyone anywhere.
Daisy said this on February 13th, 2007 at 9:12 am
His hair looks like a wig.
barry said this on February 13th, 2007 at 9:13 am
My god… what a fool. He looks and sounds awful. It is really creepy. And the ‘hot blast’ of curry anecodte is simply nauseating. Is this guy for real? He must be taking the piss…
Seamus said this on February 13th, 2007 at 9:29 am
hahahahaha
GuinnessCream said this on February 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Yuck!
Frances said this on February 13th, 2007 at 10:34 am
what’s with his eyebrows? and that haircut? he seems to have opted for a step from circa 1994. and putney wasn’t the story of 2005…. Another Labour victory was the story…
Dave said this on February 13th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Twat for Tooting has a nice ring to it. I notice from his campaign website that he will move back to Tooting immediately “if selected”. Really committed to the people of Tooting then, what a guy!
Beav said this on February 13th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Is it me or was he smirking the whole way through that?
Private said this on February 13th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
he must have rehearsed it in the mirror before doing it.
my favourite line is the mock ‘funny’ face when he mentions various broken bones.
strangely compelling though to see someone of his age being so weirdly obsessed with becoming an MP.
Bally Eric said this on February 13th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
God what a complete idiot. Surely this isn’t what the Tories go for in their candidates…? Is it? Love the soft-toned background as well - just oozes comfortable affluence. If only there’d been a copy of the Mail on Sunday and the Spectator, he’d have nailed it.
(Me, I prefer the story of Putney in 1997)
Paul C said this on February 13th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
My God! This guy is such a pompous prat. Check out his blog- it’s all Mark does this and Mark does that. The smirk has he recollects ‘various’ broken bones is scary. Not surprised though- who wouldn’t have kicked the shit out of him at school?
Mike said this on February 13th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Putney was the story of 2005? I thought it was Blair winning again. The guy’s a bare-faced liar: “Tooting is a great part of Londn” - no it isn’t. Nice name drop of David Bowie’s wife though
Barry Beef said this on February 13th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
LOL!
Paul C said this on February 13th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Has anyone ever seen Mark Clarke and Sayed Ahmed in the same room together? Thought not.
Yossarian said this on February 13th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Mark has tonight been selected as Conservative PPC for Tooting
Ben Herbert said this on February 13th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Hasn’t he always said he grew up in the Carribbean, where his aunty (or someone like that) helped to fend off the threat of Communism?
JavaScript monkey said this on February 14th, 2007 at 4:31 am
What a great parody. Patronising, sanctimonious and out of touch with working people. A modern version of the classic Not the 9 o’clock new sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFlNyqeeifA .
Imagine the tories were stupid enough to select someone like this!
big g said this on February 14th, 2007 at 10:55 am
My god… the first few seconds of that video when he was just… staring at me… I thought he was trying to psyche me out…
Rob F said this on February 14th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
No longer available!
Linnet said this on February 15th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
It’s all gone……..Peat Tong!
Howler monkey said this on February 15th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
oh my god the link has gone dead…
how am i to show future generations of voters what his mug looks like?
ray said this on February 18th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Marke Clarke sounds like a total plonker in this video. Anyone who would post this on youtube or wherever he did clearly has no self awareness whatsoever. I’m afraid his ‘extensive business experience’ hasnt proved very useful in the end.
Adam said this on February 20th, 2008 at 12:29 pm