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***STOP PRESS***



Conservative Future (UK) Chairman Mark Clarke, has been selected to stand for the Tooting constituency. Labour’s Sadiq Khan is not believed to be losing any sleep over this turn of events.

Recess Monkey was texted and called by six readers who fraudulently crashed the open selection in order to vote for Clarke - one of whom asked me to attribute a source formerly close to the prime minister as my mole.


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11 Responses to “***STOP PRESS***”

  1. Fraudulently - as in they didn’t live in the constituency? This negative attitude towards democracy is similar to the counter-attacks launched against the most popular Downing Street petitions. In other words, a typical Labour trait.

  2. i look forward to seeing the youtube after election night of smarmy mark’s forced shit-eating grin when he loses.

  3. Whenever I read a quote from Prague Tory, I imagine this big floppy phallus with a large set of hairy balls, talking.

  4. Maybe you should see a doctor, Baz.

  5. PrickTory is right - this Mark Clarke is a wrong ‘un if he is employing people to vote for him.

  6. by the way..as far as Mark “I never lie - ever” Clarke goes, i’m sure his name was Mark “Ogden” when i went to school with that clown…oh…and he’s never set foot in the caribbean..

  7. I too went to school with Mark “I never lie - ever” Ogden / Clarke and I would like to add that he was a thundering backside of low intellectual calibre and it is no suprise to me to read the abuse he seems to be receiving on these pages, I am only suprised that the Tories seem to be scraping the barrel when it comes to choosing their PPCs

  8. Ha, ha, ha! Yes, it reminds me when this happened :0)

  9. the first take of the now infamous you tube effort has been dispatched and uploaded as we speak…

  10. where’s the link of this first-take?

  11. as you asked mike, its gone live now on the blog…

    and remember boys don’t cry baby

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