Conservative Future (UK) Chairman Mark Clarke, has been selected to stand for the Tooting constituency. Labour’s Sadiq Khan is not believed to be losing any sleep over this turn of events.
Recess Monkey was texted and called by six readers who fraudulently crashed the open selection in order to vote for Clarke - one of whom asked me to attribute a source formerly close to the prime minister as my mole.
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Fraudulently - as in they didn’t live in the constituency? This negative attitude towards democracy is similar to the counter-attacks launched against the most popular Downing Street petitions. In other words, a typical Labour trait.
Praguetory said this on February 14th, 2007 at 8:34 am
i look forward to seeing the youtube after election night of smarmy mark’s forced shit-eating grin when he loses.
Hotblastofmyfirstcurry said this on February 14th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Whenever I read a quote from Prague Tory, I imagine this big floppy phallus with a large set of hairy balls, talking.
barry said this on February 14th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Maybe you should see a doctor, Baz.
Praguetory said this on February 14th, 2007 at 9:57 am
PrickTory is right - this Mark Clarke is a wrong ‘un if he is employing people to vote for him.
Lobster Blogster said this on February 14th, 2007 at 10:48 am
by the way..as far as Mark “I never lie - ever” Clarke goes, i’m sure his name was Mark “Ogden” when i went to school with that clown…oh…and he’s never set foot in the caribbean..
barry said this on February 14th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I too went to school with Mark “I never lie - ever” Ogden / Clarke and I would like to add that he was a thundering backside of low intellectual calibre and it is no suprise to me to read the abuse he seems to be receiving on these pages, I am only suprised that the Tories seem to be scraping the barrel when it comes to choosing their PPCs
Jez said this on February 14th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Ha, ha, ha! Yes, it reminds me when this happened :0)
Concerned Citizen said this on February 14th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
the first take of the now infamous you tube effort has been dispatched and uploaded as we speak…
ray said this on February 14th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
where’s the link of this first-take?
Mike said this on February 14th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
as you asked mike, its gone live now on the blog…
and remember boys don’t cry baby
ray said this on February 14th, 2007 at 4:05 pm