Many thanks to investigative reporter Barry Beef for finding the poster below, which is in a loo in Norman Shaw South.
To see the poo error in question, you’ll have to visit Barry Beef, who has published it in glorious technicolour.
Here at Recess Monkey, we’re just wondering who the culprit might be.
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I think it would be fair to say that Mr Clarke is a regular...
we had a phantom shitter at my high school…
dude used to leave a great big steamer on the seats, or next to the bowl…
so the powers that be held a massive assembly, and called all the boys of the school in [the offence never took place in the ladies]. they sat us down and gave us a stern lecture about good hygiene and how some of the more ludicrously rare and painful tropical diseases could be spread via shite.
they then appeal for the guilty party to turn himself in or just stop doing it…
at this point the newly blind kid broke down into tears, and admitted all…
True story, i just hope we are not making the same mistake here.
ray said this on February 15th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
PCH has some real weirdos too. my last place at a think tank had a pebble dasher of the worst sort.
GuinnessCream said this on February 15th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
ippr?
Dave said this on February 15th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
The same dirty fucker clearly gets about…..
The mens bogs on the esecond floor in Norman Shaw North are also a regular haunt of this dirty bastard.
It is disgusting and I suspect a Lib Dem - we know how much they like it!
Hard Worker said this on February 15th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
hahaha - i shall not reveal the unfortunate think tank.
what i don’t understand is: having done the deed, what happens if, as you leave, some other bugger wanders in to use the facilities? They’ll know it was you straight off. Perhaps it is the danger that causes this feller to do defecate in the seat of power.
GuinnessCream said this on February 15th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Those specific toilets have been the subject of more audacious raids than those marines who strapped themselves to ‘coptors in Iraq recently. On other days possibly the same chap appears to have used his foecal matter as a crayola, and gone wild on the toilet seat. I just pray the first poor guy who found the pictured matter, can use a public toilet (never mind lift the seat) again!
Ignatius J. Reilly said this on February 15th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Upper Commity corridor north has had a Phantom Bole misser for the last 10 years..Me thinks it’s a DUP with an office nereby
Grand Muffty said this on February 15th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Ray, even if someone’s blind, surely they can park their arse ON a seat?
Womble said this on February 16th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
How could the blind kid be certain he did it?
And toilet seat phobia is not uncommon.
Etzel said this on February 17th, 2007 at 10:59 am
We know who is guilty. They have been seen exiting the area AND they leave their morning post in there as well.
Waiting for the right price.
A flunky said this on February 20th, 2007 at 1:49 pm