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Tooting Tories: A Party Political Broadcast



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6 Responses to “Tooting Tories: A Party Political Broadcast”

  1. Apparently Mark “Ogden” Clarke changed his name to Clarke to sound like the Tory heroes Alan Clark and Kenneth Clarke as opposed to sounding like the 1967 classic concept album by The Small Faces, Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake, is this true? If it is, is his claim that - “I never lie - ever” - slightly dubious? Changing your name is a bit of a whopper of sorts isn’t it? Once again, apologies if my facts are wrong here but why call yourself somehting for the first 20 years of your life then change it? It’s not like you were christened Randy Farquhar is it? Although maybe that name would have been more apt if rumour is to be believed.

  2. Changing you name isn’t lying.

    Yrs truly. Reggie Kray

  3. well it’s not exactly honest either is it

    regards
    Lt Colonel Kojak Slaphead III

  4. edson arantes di nasciemento is now known as pele.

    he is not a liar, but neither is he a simpering, smug faced, pompous mouthed twat.

    thats the moral of the story

  5. lol you should ask his former girlfriend if he lied to her while we went on a school trip.

    He got a blow job in the toilets of the ferry on the first day, and basically continued in that “vein” (fn’arr) around half of eastern europe.

  6. lol you should ask his former girlfriend if he lied to her while we went on a school trip.

    He got a blow job in the toilets of the ferry on the first day, and basically continued in that “vein” (fn’arr) around half of eastern europe.

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