I have been alerted to the content of Andrew Dismore’s Wikipedia entry. For the last five days it has included the following intriguing/revolting paragraph.
In 1993, Andrew lost his virginity to an unamed source. At the time he placed the condom over both his frank and beans. This followed the infamous first finger pie incident, when Andrew covered his fingers with the sheath.
It was written by a user called Newbroc1 at 15:19 on 15th February, and is the sole contribution to Wikipedia that he/she has made.
The link to the dated entry (in case somebody sanitizes it) is here.
redtamarin[at]gmail.com
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Lobster Blogster said this on February 20th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
The last sentence is pretty good too:
Andrew Dismore sends 802 letters per day, during the parliamentary calendar, to his constituents. The majority of these are standard-issue templates with consitutents’ names on them. He personally dictates around 100 letters each day for interns (unpaid) and his staff to type up.
Stocky Man said this on February 20th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Pray tell, why does this merit coverage?
Svejk said this on February 20th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
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Posted by: Simon at February 6, 2007 1:42 PM said this on February 20th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Well, it certainly amuses me.
Simon - i’ve just wasted time trying to translate your message as morse code, only to get aaaatar. What gives?
2Tall said this on February 21st, 2007 at 10:20 am
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payload-->prague said this on February 22nd, 2007 at 5:33 am
This is hilarious, mainly because of its believability. Well done.
Tobias said this on February 22nd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
He’s a victim of wiki-crime. Can he Su?
bomber-command said this on February 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 am