Regular readers may have noted the new masthead on this website.
Recess Monkey would like to make it clear that he will not be commenting on allegations of cocaine and bollinger fuelled orgies, addictions to porn and prostitutes, the ownership of a small hash farm in a council flat in “High” Wycombe or the possible paternity of Prince Harry as any such events which may or may not have taken place, certainly would have happened when he was a PR professional before he entered parliament and are therefore not in the least bit relevant to the family oriented future he is seeking to build for this great nation of ours.
However, the caution for dangerous cycling is true.
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but why do you still refuse to duck the issue of your involvement with anna nicole smith?
the public deserve answers
ray said this on February 28th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I’m a PR/ public affairs professional, and I don’t get to see a a drop of champagne. Nor do I get to snort coke. As to the orgies; do you really want to kiss the clients wife.. No I thought not. (The chances are she’s like the Dragon in Shrek.)
If I’m a very lucky and may get the occasional pint bought for me. Most of the time it’s me there has to buy the smooz brews and provide the inedible rubber chicken. Who are we really try to kid about the wonderful world of public affairs.
Grand Muffty said this on March 1st, 2007 at 7:03 am