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It’s not really journalism if you make it up



Recess Monkey was somewhat shocked to read in the Hampshire press about a 6-year old girl who smuggled a key logging device into the office of Guildford MP Ann Milton - who then left the child alone in her office for over 60 seconds!

Julian Clary

Of course the child had no idea what she was doing and executed this act of espionage for a TV company so they could make a programme about the security breach.

I dread to think what matters of national security the 6-year old girl would have had access to from Ann Milton’s PC. Nuclear launch codes perhaps? Or maybe the answer to the mystery of why Ann Milton and Julian Clary have never been seen in the same room?

The child is now subject to a 28 day detention order, during which time she will have no access to legal support or teddy bears.


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2 Responses to “It’s not really journalism if you make it up”

  1. Is Tim Ireland involved?

    Evidence:

    He hates Anne Milton
    He is a bit techie
    He has brought up the Julian Clary issue before
    He is always keen to prove evil deeds via technology - I myself have been proven, by him, to have lived in Tokyo
    Does this constitute child abuse?
    Are the abusers in breach of child labour laws?

  2. Is somebody comparing homosexuality (Julian Clary) with paedophilia (6 year old)? Also, EU rules on child labour are very strict. Someone should look into whether these criteria have been breached. Further, was the child paid the minimum wage?

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