Recess Monkey, being a respected member of the media establishment, has received the following press release from the Department for Communities and Local Government. Despite it being dated for tomorrow, Recess Monkey has been reassured that the press release is… kosher.
Thursday 05 April 2007
Preventing Extremism Action Plan - Ruth Kelly launch (tbc)
Venue: vtba, UK
Communities and Local Government Secretary launches £6m ‘hearts and minds’ campaign to deal with growing radicalism among young Jewish Muslims. Plans expected to include measures to encourage moderate British Muslims to take up posts in mosques.
www.communities.gov.uk
Press Office, Department for Communities and Local Government (formerly ODPM) (DCLG)
020 7944 3288 out of hours 020 7944 5945
press.office@communities.gov.uk
editor[at]recessmonkey.com




Young Jewish Muslims?
leon said this on April 4th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
A radical group if ever there was one
Recess Monkey said this on April 4th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I’ll say!
leon said this on April 4th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
LMAO! This for real? Their website doesn’t have it as a release! Wow.
TopBanana said this on April 4th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Fantastic - how terrifying Jewish Muslims. For me Ruth Kelly + religious statements = facts, so this is a real bombshell to my own world view
ploop said this on April 4th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
For the record, this mistake came from the independent newswire Foresight - so their gaffe not Governments. That is why it isnt on any Government website! So I suggest people dont waste any more time with this tripe.
Ben said this on April 4th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Jewish Muslims eh? And I thought Ruth’s religion of fun Opus Dei was radical!
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Mike Tyler said this on April 5th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Now of course if a Tory luminary had said something so insensitive and ignorant there you’d be jumping up and down with feigned offense calling for resignations and mass apologies to the Islamic community for daring to put the hated J word anywhere close to their own name. It all just goes to show the lack of genuine will to deal with Islamic extremism that permeates the ever more dhimmified Labour party.
matt said this on April 5th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Hilton, why are comments closed on the above thread regarding your own career and finding a seat????
I don’t like you. I’d be lying If I said I did, but do you really think your activities on this site are really helping you get selected?
More to the point, exactly how many good constituencies are there to stand in? All Tory held seats are going to double their majorities. Minimum. To claim any different undermines any credibility you previously held.
If you want a seat, maybe you ought to start pre-empting the death of some incumbant Labour MP’s. Not unlike you to wish to profit from the death of another is it?
Fishcake said this on April 5th, 2007 at 11:20 pm