Labour strategists in the ultra-marginal seat of Gillingham & Rainham are breathing a sigh of relief today after Conservatives selected known nincompoop Rehman Chishti as their parliamentary candidate for the next General Election.

David Cameron is thought to be so annoyed at this stupidity that he has sacked Chishti’s mentor, Francis Maude, from the Shadow Cabinet
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Ah - some Chishti material! A return to some of your more amusing posts. Good good.
Raffles said this on July 2nd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
I think a stop Reh campaign web site needs to be set up.
Jonathan said this on July 3rd, 2007 at 9:45 am
Love your take on the Chisti/Maude/Cameron axis Recess, hope you’re right!
Matt said this on July 3rd, 2007 at 12:58 pm
“David Cameron is thought to be so annoyed at this stupidity that he has sacked Chishti’s mentor, Francis Maude, from the Shadow Cabinet”
What a load of shit.
Anon said this on July 4th, 2007 at 8:00 am
Alex- I thought you said you would stand against Rehman if he ever were a candidate. ***Recess Monkey reserves the right to edit the comments of utter morons to protect other readers from their mental malaise***
Martinez said this on July 4th, 2007 at 11:30 am
and this from a person who allows comments like ’scum ethnic scum’ is not racist- your radar is way off line!
Martinez said this on July 4th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
RM, of course, would know all about strong performances in Kent constituencies… oh, wait…
Iain Lindley said this on July 5th, 2007 at 4:44 pm