My spies at CCHQ tell me that a Tory candidate at the next general election is being investigated after having failed to declare a relationship with an influential local member prior to selection.
The relationship is rumoured to be limited to shagging. Recess Monkey is shocked that the Tories require candidates to declare with whom in a constituency they have made sweet lurve - and counts this as yet another reason not to defect.
More from the monkey as evidence emerges.
editor[at]recessmonkey.com
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Tis like Calder Valley all over again!
neukenindekeuken said this on July 6th, 2007 at 9:46 am