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Roof Guide claims first victim



It’s been less than 6 hours since I posted my guide to the Parliamentary rooftops, and already I’ve had the first report of someone suffering at my hands.

A good friend of mine resident in 1 Parliament Street has just rescued a pubescent Tory researcher from the rooftop who had managed to get himself stuck out there. The lesson to learn is that when you go through the white unmarked fire exit door, you ensure it hooks properly onto the latch on the wall. Otherwise you’ll be standing outside in full view of around thirty Portcullis offices looking like a fool.

Disclaimer: Neither Red Tamarin nor Recess Monkey accepts any responsibility for trouble you get into following the rooftop guide. If you do something silly like climb the service ladder up from the 1 Parliament Street roof (for an even better view) and come a cropper then it’s your own damn fault. Don’t blame us, we didn’t get caught.


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2 Responses to “Roof Guide claims first victim”

  1. A pubescent Tory researcher? Didn’t know there were any

  2. Mr Assinder is only a week behind you with this one: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6243803.stm

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