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CFUK conference “too boring” to go ahead



Make-up-wearing Tory Tooting hopeful and CFUK honcho Mark Clarke has written to the Conservative Party Board (along with the rest of the CFUK exec) to confirm they are fit to continue managing the ailing body until November, despite having to cancel their major conference in July with only days to spare.

In an email to the young Tory faithful, bulletin editor Christian Walker makes it clear who is to blame

CF WORKING LIFE CONFERENCE - CANNCELLED It is disappointing for Mark Clarke, Karen Allen (NME) and their team that the Working Life Conference in Birmingham has had to be cancelled due to a lack of interest.

The email, headed “SUMMER ANNOUCEMENT“, also makes a call for applicants for two paid co-ordinator jobs for the group. Mysteriously, the email doesn’t specifically ask for applicants who can spell.

Recess Monkey encourages readers to apply for one of the co-ordinator jobs and supply me with dirt on the neo-blackshirts of the Cameron Youth.

Much like the members of CFUK, Recess Monkey developed a lack of interest writing this story about these sad CFUKers, so please fee free to peruse their email yourself here. cfuckers email


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One Response to “CFUK conference “too boring” to go ahead”

  1. It should be pointed out that you can’t spell either.

    “…so please fee[sic] free…”

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