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“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”



Very sad news today that Arnold Schwarzenegger will not be appearing at Conservative Party Conference this year. It promised to be the most amusing moment of Conference season. And I was ready with so many good quotes…

“To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don’t be economic girlie men!”

“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”

“What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!”

“My relationship to power and authority is that I’m all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave.”

Admittedly one of those may have been from Conan the Barbarian…


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9 Responses to ““If it bleeds, we can kill it.””

  1. Why is he pulling out? Would Dave not let him bring his gun.

  2. Never mind Tories, there is always Paul Daniels.

  3. It’s okay because apparently he has told them “I’ll be back”, and he will also still be appearing but via video link instead.

  4. I think that the “I’ll be back” quote may be the Tory spokesman’s sense of humour. Interesting that they never name these people. It could well be a mistaken junior again.

  5. Arnold isn’t up to the task at all. With those quotes his a laughing stock outside USA. A child could do better. If he thinks 95% of the american people need to be told how to behave he is in direct opposition to contemporary world development, where people become more and more free and up to the task of questioning the authorities.

  6. i think most people seem to think he is doing a resonable job. he is an Austrian ex-actor for god sake not Churchill

  7. In entirely unrelated news Ms Pasta Cook A Widdy is pulling out of the platform at Maidstone BR for the last time soon. Retiring and moving on to culinary Showbiz?

    There to wave her off is a certain poster-boy, known to have carried a torch and a bag for the old girl and already displaying his new visage in parts of Kent.

  8. I see that she has a desire to advertise cat food. Might she be joined by the MP for Baghdad East in this venture should he fail in his mission to acquire Popular and Limehouse. Word has it that kitty is feeling a little unloved by the SWP so may be looking for a little TLC from a caring spinster like Miss Widdicome.

  9. Does any one know Jim Davidson’s phone number?

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