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Graveyard shift



Today sees the biggest change in graveyard law since the introduction of cremation, which incidentally was steered through parliament by a young Menzies Campbell as a junior minister under Lloyd George.

As of today, local authorities in London will be allowed to shift “relics” (dead people’s remains) in order to bury more people in the same grave.

Given the likely increased usage of digging equipment, Parliament’s leading campaigner for graveyard safety, Fulham MP Greg Hands, has reassured Recess Monkey that he will be keeping a close watch on the safety implications of the new law.


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4 Responses to “Graveyard shift”

  1. Can anyone tell the difference between an exhumed corpse and Ming Campbell?

  2. I thought his name was Chris Huhne. Is he dead now too?

  3. Nick Clegg seems pretty keen on measure that allow the shifting on ancient relics

  4. This is grave news.

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