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New LibDem Calamity



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Days before the LibDems finally choose one of their calamity-damaged contenders to be a short-lived leadership figure, their North West region MEP Sajjad Karim has defected to the Tories.

So far, Calamities Clegg and Huhne have managed to make Ming “Rumplestiltskin” Campbell, Vince “Low Voltage” Cable and Charles “One for the Road” Kennedy all look like preferable options - though it seems the LibDems have no reverse gear on the matter. They should have gone for David Heath as I suggested.

Sadly, while the Tories are crowing, Labour figures seem too busy disappearing up their own cavities to capitalise on the yellow peril’s woes.


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4 Responses to “New LibDem Calamity”

  1. Hmmm - no comment on the Labour party dodgy donations saga? eh, Recess?

  2. Yup ! Proof ( or Poof) that the Liberals Thrive on Homophobia !

    1/. Vote Liberal, or we’ll shoot yer dog.

    2/. As in Southwark - ” The only Straight candidate ”

    3/. As in Cheltenham - Vote Liberal or get a Ni**er for your MP” (With appologies to Lord Taylor)

    4/. Canterbury South (1980’s) “No Ni**ers here.

    5/. We don’t have to return the stolen money - We acepted it in good faith !

    And so on - Just an unpolite response to Doug.

  3. But is this true do you think?

  4. Scotty, we are now getting reports of enemy action in the Callowland area. Can you get the transporter room ready to be me down to the affected area?

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