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Dale out of Maidstone running



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Is it time to stop mocking the mastermind of David Davis’ Tory leadership campaign, Iain Dale? He has been informed by Maidstone Conservative Association that his services will not be required at the forthcoming General Election, the party instead opting for a range of serious politicians.

I remain convinced that Iain will some day be the Gyles Daubeney Brandreth of our generation. Until then, he can console himself with the unconditional adulation of his Jack Russells.

Oh and on the David Cameron text message story, it seems that, only 35% of readers want to know, the other 65% not giving a toss at this time. So they shall be saved for another day.


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4 Responses to “Dale out of Maidstone running”

  1. Dale is nasty, podgy, Jack Russell bothering, smug, cunt. He deserves all he gets. He should go back to being a bookseller, because that’s all he’s good at.

  2. In all fairness, being gay in the Conservative Party doesn’t get you very far, especially in Ann Widdecombe’s patch - perhaps he should have ‘done a David’ (Abrahams, that is), and taken someone along posing as his wife. Better still if he’d been a fat, ugly, asexual battleaxe.

  3. Such a shame. We do need more conceited idiots in the House of Commons, especially on the Opposition benches!

  4. Why is it that when one thinks of the Maidstone Tory selection committee that the vomiting blue rinse type on Little Britain springs to mind?

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